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Saturday, February 15, 2003

Dartmouth sweeps North Country teams for 1st time

Dartmouth finally broke through a barrier, as they swept the North Country teams for the first time since the current travel partner schedule started in the mid-80's. The 3-1 win tonight over Clarkson, combined with last night's 5-3 win over St. Lawrence, gave Dartmouth its first four-point weekend against the duo. The closest Dartmouth had come previously was in January of 1988, when they tied Clarkson 4-4 before beating SLU 5-4 in an OT period that featured a bench-clearing brawl at the end.

It was an extremely ugly game for the most part, with the only scoring in the first 55 minutes coming off a 190-footer from behind Clarkson's own goal line that dipped as it was nearing Boucher and snuck between his pads and into the net to give them the 1-0 lead. Dartmouth rallied late in the 3rd and finally broke through as Jarrett Sampson knocked home a Pete Summerfelt rebound. Dartmouth would take the lead while on a delayed penalty situation when Mike Oullette deflected a Sean Offers shot from the point into the net. Mike Murray would add an empty-netter to ice it for the team. Both teams were scoreless with the man advantage, as Dartmouth went 0-5 while Clarkson went 0-3 on the PP.

Dartmouth improves to 14-10-1 (10-8-0) with just four games remaining in the regular season. They remain in a tie for fourth place in the conference with Brown and Union, and trail Yale by 4 points for 3rd place. The team concludes its home schedule this coming weekend with Harvard on Friday and Brown on Saturday. Dartmouth is currently 11-2-0 at Thompson arena this season, with two wins next weekend assuring them home ice in the playoffs and keeping them in contention for that all-important #4 seed and the accompanying 1st round bye.

Friday:
St. Lawrence 3 @ Dartmouth 5
Box Score
Game Recap
Saturday:
Clarkson 1 @ Dartmouth 3
Box Score
Game Recap

ECAC Standings thru 2/15

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Friday, February 14, 2003

Dartmouth defeats the Larries 5-3.

Dartmouth marched out to a 4-0 lead after one period and held a 5-1 advantage after 2 periods before finishing with a 5-3 win over St. Lawrence tonight at Thompson Arena.

PJ Martin lead the way with 3 assists and added a skirmish near the end of the game, though no punches were thrown. Hugh Jessiman had a pair of goals including the eventual game winner as he continues to pull away in the race for ECAC Freshman of the Year. Chris Snizek, Jarrett Sampson, and Mike Murray also netted one apiece in the victory, while Mike Oullette added a pair of assists. Nick Boucher made 25 saves in net. Dartmouth went 1-3 on the power play, while SLU went 1-5.

Dartmouth improved to 13-10-1 (9-8-0) with the victory, and moved into a 3-way tie for fourth in the ECAC standings with Brown and Union College with just 5 games to play. 4th place will be a key position this year, as under the new playoff format the #1-4 seeds get a weekend off with a first round bye and get home ice in the 2nd round best-of-3 series.

The team returns to action tomorrow night when they take on Clarkson at Thompson Arena. Dartmouth has never swept a weekend series against SLU and Clarkson home or away.

The team finishes its home schedule next weekend when it takes on Harvard Friday night and closes with Brown on Senior Night. They finish the regular season on the road at Union and RPI in two weeks.

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Sex Fest at Dartmouth

Sigh... Again, how many copies of Thucydides...

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Thursday, February 13, 2003

Amazing Case at Shaw University

We just issued a press release on a case at Shaw University. It's simply amazing. President Talbert O. Shaw (the name is a coincidence) has fired a professor and kicked a student off campus for their criticism of his administration. Check it out!

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Bloggapolooza

Steve Menashi has a blog. Expect lengthy exegeses on what you can do when pizza is on a bagel.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2003

Parade of Fools

I think they're having a competition over at Free Dartmouth (from what?). They're looking to see who can make the most boneheaded statements with respects to the Campus Crusade for Christ (CCC) -- statements that will reveal the speakers' numbing ignorance, their blind bigotry, or maybe even both.

Karsten Barde gets an honorable mention for his easy equation of religious belief with religious intolerance. Jonathan Eisenman's platitudinous repudiation of Christians who (Heaven forbid!) actually live by their faith wins him second place. But the enchilada goes to the redoubtable Jared Alessandroni, who delights us with not one, but two glaring examples of his rabid intolerance. Alessandroni not only links the CCC with the KKK; he also repudiates the notion that people with deep convictions should actually try to espouse them.

Funny: the West has managed to replace arms with argument in the advocacy of deeply-held beliefs. Most of the world sees this as a triumph, yet Alessandroni sees this as an inividous evil.

What time will you be throwing the Christians to the lions, Jared?

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To provide perspective... this nation suffers in the hands of those conservative Protestants who dominate in Congress, and we owe it to ourselves to fight the spread of religious intolerance tooth and nail. While CCC may be a sufficiently circumspect and politically cautious organization on the Dartmouth campus, religious pluralism is under direct threat from CCC and other fundamentalist "student evangelists" (read well-funded apparatchiks) on campuses around the country.
- Karsten Barde

Well, no, [CCC] never actually enacted violence as a tactic. But, I mean, the KKK hasn't for awhile either.
- Jared Alessandroni

See, it's one thing to go in with swords and armor, clanging around about what you believe. But a crusade of thought, against other people's beliefs and ideals, this is in some ways even worse.
- Jared Alessandroni

[I agree] with Jared. I have no love of CCC, or the values they seem to espouse as an organization. I am reminded of something I once heard - the biggest obstacles to understanding and appreciating the teachings of Christ are Christians.
- Jonathan Eisenman

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Posted by Emmett at 12:05 PM (0 comments)

Finally

A selfless good cause:

>Date: 29 Jan 2003 00:48:12 EST
>From: MAILER-DAEMON
>Reply-To: Dartmouth Coalition for Life
>Subject: Dartmouth Coalition for Life -- Automatic Reply
>To: Alexander D. Talcott


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$20/half-dozen

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or stop by Thayer or Collis next week
to place an order.

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Posted by alex at 1:56 AM (0 comments)

Thank you!

Emmett, thank you for the Thucydides comment.
I get e-mails regularly about dildos and masturbation; never about the Civil War or Aristotle or the printing press or the Pope or prescription drug coverage.

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Posted by alex at 12:35 AM (0 comments)

Monday, February 10, 2003

Re: Ask an Older Woman?

"Ask an older woman"? Heh, sounds like those advice columns from The Onion. You know, Ask a Wiccan, Ask a Conspiracy Theorist, and Ask A Woman Who May Be Poor, But She Has Her Pride, And No One Will Ever Take That Away From Her. That sort of thing.

More seriously: how many copies of Thucydides could that money have bought? Sigh...

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Posted by Emmett at 8:14 PM (0 comments)

JackOffensive?

The Jack-O-Lantern's latest is an 8-page parody of the D, "The Dartmovth."

Among its many gems:

----"SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET"
----Dean Larimore teased for being only 1/16th Cherokee
----Gamma Delt tanks surround the Women's Resource Center [sic] and demand "the surrender of three individuals suspected of implicating a Greek member in a recent sexual misconduct case held before the Committee on Standards."
----A "Goodbye Gala" thrown by Bigger Better and Later: "$180,000 Party Treats Jobless Librarians to Door Prizes, Moon Bounce, Non-Alcoholic Soda"
----A wanted ad...for friends
----A comic strip called "Just a Coupon" that's...just a coupon
----Nestle unveils a renamed candy, the patriotic post-9/11 "Let's Rolo!"

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Posted by alex at 6:44 PM (0 comments)

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Posted by alex at 6:37 PM (0 comments)

Ask An Older Woman?

>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:22:14 EST
>From: Natasha Himmelman
>Subject: SEX FESTIVAL!!
>To: (Recipient list suppressed)

Sex Festival
Thursday, Feb. 13th
5-7pm
Collis Commonground

Each winter, the Center for Women and Gender focuses its programming efforts on talking about sex, sexual expression, and sexuality in its myriad manifestations and complexities. This year we are hosting a Sex Festival featuring engaging and educational activities on the subject of sex. The festival is an opportunity to get the facts and learn how to demystify the myths.

There will be prizes, free latex, and a grand prize raffle. Participants can collect raffle tickets by visiting different booths, including everything from Sexual Poetics to Abstinence, and from to Ask An Older Woman to Sex Toys On Display. People of all genders are invited to participate, and men are especially invited to take the "These Hands Don't Hurt" pledge at the Men's Project booth.

The Sex Festival is free, but there will be some items available for purchase (including **the only location to buy tickets to the Vagina Monologues on the following night.**)

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Posted by alex at 6:33 PM (0 comments)

While at the gym...

(yes, it does happen occasionally), I saw a flyer that read:

"First Annual Upper Valley Bachelor Auction

Come bid on 10 of the Upper Valley's most eligible bachelors (ages 24-36)!!"

The event will be held at India Queen on Valentine's Day (Feb. 14). Doors at 9:00. Bidding starts at $5.

All proceeds will go to support Vital Communities, "a regional nonprofit organization based in White River Junction, VT, that works to engage citizens in community life and to foster the long-term balance of cultural, economic, environmental and social well being in our region."

The contact for information is: bachelorauction@dartmouth.edu

I checked DID and "bachelorauction" is a Blitz nickname for Kenneth R. Leslie. No class year or department is given.

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Posted by alex at 6:27 PM (0 comments)

Fate of the snow sculpture

It was the best one in my three years at Dartmouth.

But today from a distance I saw what appeared to be paint defacing it and a crucifix-shaped metal object on the top.

Harry Camp said it looked like a sword with a "D" on it in the head with green blood flowing down, and that there were some signs that were removed before he could read them.

Alston Ramsay said it was definitely a sword, and that FO&M tore it down because it was vandalized.

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Posted by alex at 6:20 PM (0 comments)

He's finally coming to Hanover

>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:10:06 EST
>From: College Republicans
>Subject:
>To: (Recipient list suppressed)

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The Andrew J. Scarlett Lectureship Series presents a speech by:
SENATOR JOHN SUNUNU
Tuesday, Feb. 18, 2003
7:30pm
105 Dartmouth Hall
Q and A of the Senator to follow at
Sigma Alpha Epsilon (38 College Street)
Refreshments will be provided.
Open to the public.
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Posted by alex at 6:13 PM (0 comments)

What the heck?!

Could someone explain this to me? And would someone help me Fisk the s*** out of it. I have class now and can't do it myself. Trust me, this one is begging to be mocked and taken apart. Its so ridiculous!

Dumbest line in second paragraph:
He had been to the Eternal City in the past, but this trip was different. Instead of spending his days wandering the city�s ancient streets in search of unique shops and hidden restaurants...

He's a history professor!!! Surely he could do something more profound than eat and shop! Agghhh!!

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Posted by Christian at 2:22 PM (0 comments)

Matthew Watt '04 Found Dead

Dartmouth mourns one of its own.

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Sunday, February 09, 2003

A Hanover hotspot

The Nugget Theater. Packed for the 4:10 showing of "Chicago." Has been very busy this Winter Carnival.

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Posted by alex at 6:33 PM (0 comments)