Monday, February 10, 2003JackOffensive?The Jack-O-Lantern's latest is an 8-page parody of the D, "The Dartmovth."Among its many gems: ----"SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET" ----Dean Larimore teased for being only 1/16th Cherokee ----Gamma Delt tanks surround the Women's Resource Center [sic] and demand "the surrender of three individuals suspected of implicating a Greek member in a recent sexual misconduct case held before the Committee on Standards." ----A "Goodbye Gala" thrown by Bigger Better and Later: "$180,000 Party Treats Jobless Librarians to Door Prizes, Moon Bounce, Non-Alcoholic Soda" ----A wanted ad...for friends ----A comic strip called "Just a Coupon" that's...just a coupon ----Nestle unveils a renamed candy, the patriotic post-9/11 "Let's Rolo!" Posted by alex at 6:44 PM Comments Post a Comment (we enforce our comments policy) |
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